The Santaland Diaries

By David Sedaris
Featuring Jason Lorber
Directed by Margo Whitcomb

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An irreverent anti-holiday attraction! Strapped for cash, a struggling actor takes a job as “Crumpet the Elf” at Macy’s Santaland—and his hilarious observations are more naughty than nice. Brimming with Sedaris’ wicked humor and observations, this snarky holiday tale is perfect for those who prefer their eggnog spiked.

...a typically out-of-whack, first-person account of the satirist’s seasonal sojourn at the Macy’s department store, where he found gainful grotto employment as Crumpet the Elf.

Chicago Tribune

...a theatrical holiday tradition on par with A Christmas Carol for theatregoers looking for a different, spicier shot of holiday cheer. Or holiday bashing, depending on who you ask.

Denver Post

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